Love Poem: More Time For Wife Or Car
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Written by: Chinedum Ekwobi

More Time For Wife Or Car

Long hours spends with his blue Compressor
A fine automobile-turned oppressor,
With a mechanic still an aggressor;
Priced a poor Two Million by an assessor:
The cost of Tree’s Computer’s Processor…

A wife with cause to hate a Compressor
Just like the killing of Twins by a Slessor;
“Much changed my husband: A whole professor!”
“Demons fighting his car!” said confessor;
“Hence, machine you don’t leave for successor
But if you must, first seek Intercessor…

Turn into land that owner makes lessor.”

Wife soon swears to Husband cut like scissors!
Quite unlike Reader of Paul’s Ephesus,
For this is the sixth week she’s sex-starved
By a guy who’d had time for The Show carried.