Life With My Wife
What's life like with my wife
The love-light of my life
Well she has many a quirk
If I mention I'm a jerk
One or two may slip out
And she will laugh or she will pout
It's all just meant as fun
Tonight though I may have to run
From my five-foot-two-inch queen
If she gets me, a bad scene
And she knows the very spot
That will drop me like I'm hot
It may be time to rethink this poem
I have to live with her at home
So peaceful tonight I'll lie
As that snoring train goes by
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