Rent one to own Feel like a conquering hero The most life-like robotic woman The "Caesar-Says-5-point-zero" With all the right curves To make your mouth water Graduate from the virtual Don't live in a monitor You are so smart, David And also you're so handsome I can dance like Britney Spears Or quote books by the volume Do you want to make love? Or perhaps just get nasty? I won't ask any questions If you want to get a little crazy But my eyes glaze over This wasn't such a deal I return it to the factory Because I need to keep it real So I get into perfect shape Cock my head with a robotic trace Then infiltrate 'real women' With a non-synthetic face