Love Poem: Karate Practice
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Karate Practice

I went to karate to learn how to kick

And there I found a super sweet chick

I wanted her to give me a lick

So I axe kicked in half a large stack of brick

Before I could brag my sensei asked for a meeting 

In the back room with uncomfortable seating

He said my kicks were so EPIC I must have been cheating

So do me a favor before i give you a beating

Raise up your leg and show me those feet

I want to see what i'm about to eat

After that i was always late for karate

Cause I stay home all day gaming in glee

"At least my video games aren't hungry for me"