Love Poem: I Wouldn't Shih Tzu
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Written by: Randy Freie

I Wouldn't Shih Tzu

I thought we had a love that was true,

But, because of her mutt, now we're thru!

Rat Dog barked, then bit me,

Girlfriend tried to hit me.

Yelled, "I'm not taking Shih Tzu from you!"