Love Poem: I Want To Buy a Voodoo Doll
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Written by: Robert Pettit

I Want To Buy a Voodoo Doll

I’m looking for a professional witch doctor right now. I want him to make me a voodoo doll somehow. I want that doll to look just like you. You are going to pay for the things you do. You looked like a lover, but one that was untrue. I want to stick pins in that doll and make you feel pain. This is what I want to do without refrain. We appeared to be on the right road, but we hit a skid. I want you to pay dearly for all the bad things you did. That witch doctor is good. He even has free delivery. If I buy one doll now, I get a second doll free. The whole deal comes with a money back guarantee. All I need is to have my credit card ready. I’m getting even for all the trouble you gave me. Just kidding. Please don’t take me seriously.