Love Poem: I Plus U Theory
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Written by: Genova Zipfel

I Plus U Theory

I took advantage to contemplate the equation of I+U
And I thought I +U  = US which always =’s just  2 
At least that’s what I thought to be true
Now, I know for fact that I = just 1 so what =’s U? 
Because somehow I must have missed a step and my equation was no longer 
true
Because an unforeseen factor called “HER” was added onto the U
Which changed the product of I+U from US into we
And I+U is not supposed to = 3 which is WE
So how did I+U become 3 
And basic number theory tells me this is an impossibility 
Unless I was 1 and U+ HER =2 which means I+U + HER=3
But the original I+U equation was only supposed to = 2 and true love I believed
But the U + HER sub-equation was hidden in parentheses 
And perhaps I was just blind maybe
Cause I know for fact that I+(U + HER) isn’t in the equation of US or true Love
But you changed the equation by subtracting the I and US 
And added U to HER and called the result of that equation lust
And had the nerve to try to convince me that it was still the equation for US
But I don’t remember seeing U+HER in an equation that =ed just 2
Cause I know for fact that HER would never had been in the equation for US 
As long as I+U was supposed to =  love that was true
But since your arithmetic seems to be off, I’ll fix this for you 
Cause I think I have a better solution for I+HER+U
I’ll rework the problem and get a result of just US which = 2
First, I subtract the I from both sides of the equation and that leaves 
  U + HER which I will call U2 
Next, I’ll take my I which = 1 and replace the U with the unknown X to find the truth
And rewrite my equation as I+X=US 
Where X=”the One” and I = 1 too
So the product of I + X=US was made by subtracting the HER and U
And maybe one day I’ll replace the X with another U
A U that knows that there is never a HER in the equation for I+U
If  the equation of I+U=US and love is = to just 2