I love to eat most everything
Once I start it's just hard to stop
Almond milk's good on cereal,
Without the almond cream on top!
I love to devour those pop tarts,
When Pepsi is the pop you get
I'll take a hot dog any time,
As long as it wasn't a pet!
I'll never forget the time when,
Mountain oysters came down the pike
Before I ate, I saw one whole
I'd hate to say what it looked like!
Thinking of food I tell myself
I must not get over excited
By the way, I love hot peppers,
But the love is unrequited!