Love Poem: I Fell In Love With a Vampire
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Written by: Robert Pettit

I Fell In Love With a Vampire

You might think there's something wrong with my head. I believe in the existence of members of the living dead. She only comes out at night, and never walks in the day. The trouble is, I know she died last May. This pretty vampire has cast her spell over me. She says I am just her type, positive AB. When this creature bites my neck, it feels so kinky. She always leaves much more than a hickey. With her long black hair and dark eyes, she is one I will take. Please don't come near her with silver bullets or a wooden stake.