Love Poem: How To Use Condom
Chinedum Ekwobi Avatar
Written by: Chinedum Ekwobi

How To Use Condom

Grandmas I teach how to suck eggs:
Marathoners long use of legs,
Soon hurting Enlightened People;
Might sooner unleash a ripple;
What would she say: The Western World?
Possibly, a heart is now galled!
Yet, will I this brash task perform
To a condom culture reform...

Thumb and forefinger on its tip
Making sure the two don't off slip:
For air removing at its tip,
Before facing your partner's hip;
Its space for Ejaculation 
That fetches congratulation!
Condom roll over your organ 
Like perfectly does Morgan,
Not rubbing off lubricant;
You won't end up communicant!

Job finished off slide no spillage
Or else one should query your age;
Your used condom for disposal
A vital point in espousal.