How To Mend a Broken Heart
To mend a broken heart you need
Some sticky tape and glue
Electric drill and hammer
And a quite substantial screw
Collect up all the shattered shards
And stick each damaged part
Wrap them up in tape and soon
You’ll have a working heart
But, if you’ve tried this method
And the technique’s not been mastered
Forget the hurt, put on your shirt
Then go out and get plastered
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