Love Poem: Grandpa Ate An Oyster
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Written by: Freeland Browning

Grandpa Ate An Oyster

Grandpa at an oyster

                                              Grandpa ate an oyster.  
                                    Ran Grandma through the house.
                                           Luckily he didn't catch her
                                    or she'd punched him in his mouth.

                                  He had never eaten an oyster before.
                                          It made him very horny.
                                     She swore that if he ate one more
                                  she would divorce him in the morning.

                                  Grandpa begged, "oh please oh please
                                               Just try a little bite".
                                     So Granny ate one like he asked.
                                       She no longer wanted to fight.

                                      She threw ole Grandpa on the bed.
                                           Proceeded to have her way.
                                Thank goodness for these oysters, she said
                                         I won't need our neighbor today.