Love Poem: Foot Fetish
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Written by: Terry Flood

Foot Fetish

I hoped I would meet a girl with big feet
To take on a date to the zoo
I went on my own and while swiping my phone
I came across sweet Amy Lou

My heart missed a beat, she had massive feet
My ardour was driving me mad
So I took some snaps and I said perhaps 
I’ll email a few to my dad

He called me and said are you off your head
I’ve got some bad news to give you
You might hanker to but I'm certain you
Cannot marry that kangaroo