Love Poem: First Date With Leona Green

First Date With Leona Green

We'd so much in common, that was clear from the start,
A match made in heaven, like a chessboard and a dart.
Just that we seem to live two different lives...
The things I love, it seems, Leona Green never loves.

She said she loves Batman movies, and the new one's amazing!
I said it's cool, I also love it's casting!
Damn, I don't even know who the heck Batman is;
I think when I get home I should just Google this.

She said she likes partying, outings and stuff...
"Great! I love that too!" ... I think I can try and fake that life.
She said she hates Westlife, it just drives her mad.
"Yeah that band is awful!" I can always hide the poster under my bed.

She said she hates football and poetry that rhymes.
She loves guys who play Cricket, her favorite color is red...
I kept nodding and shouting "Me too!" all the time,

And then I thought I should just marry Sophie instead.