First Date
FIRST DATE
He
Was looking for
A one- night-stand type of girl
Girl who unlike Monica
Wanna get down the first night
She
Was looking for
The marriage type
One who was prepared
To put the ring
On her finger
But nobody knew
Indeed,
Nobody knew
Each other’s motive
Until their first date
He was wearing a vest
Alright
She was wearing yoga pants
Ok
But nobody knew
Indeed,
Nobody knew each other’s secret
Until their first date
She
Had become tired
Of masturbating
She was in need of a man
To compliment her life
He
Had grown weary of his wife’s rantings
About how small his penis was
And he needed to proove
He was still a man
Man enough
To make a woman sob
During lovemaking
But nobody knew each other’s secret
Indeed,
Nobody knew each other’s secret
Until their first date
The waiter asked for the bill
And he had sipped one too many
So instead of giving him
The ten dollar bill in his right pocket
He fumbled for the left
And handed him a pack of
Trojan Ultra Thin Latex
10/8/2017
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