Elmont's Steak Dinner
Elmont was hungry
He needed money
Trying not to be bitter
Hearing the bull sifting through the ticket litter
Two bucks thrown away
Nothing came through his way
Headed home
All alone
Planning what to tell his bookie on the phone
And there it appeared
Saying he had nothing to fear
Wiping a tear
Suddenly, seeing a gigantic steer
“He has a lot of raw meat
When grilled at the proper heat
Tangy and sweet”
But how does Elmont take
This beef cake
From the grazing land
To the hamburger stand
Elmont thought and sought
How this entrée could be caught
Go up to the main course on the lawn
And say ‘you are not going to see the dawn’
‘I am in control
Going to take you in on my patrol’
With a little light left
Moos could even be heard by the deaf
He found one wanting to be cooked
Slaughtered and seasoned as stated in the good book
“Moo” said the cow
Elmont answered him with a pow
A few hours later
His loving partner was the waiter
“You tipped the cow way too much
And he didn’t like where you touched
I took spare ribs out of the freezer
Enjoy them at your leisure”
It took work
To barbeque the pork
An interesting selection
No need for rejection
Even though Elmont did not get a steak dinner
His wife tonight was the true winner
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