Dinner With Jennifer
I taught you to play Candy Land
I love you like a sister
So I'm gonna come out straight with this
'bout you and dreamboat mister.
Your friends have started talking
they're getting rather bored
They're tired of your disposing them
when you see him at the door.
Popcorn kernel, they're calling you
He indulges his urge for a snack
and heats you up, you emerge full bloom
to be swallowed up, entirely consumed.
Thirteen was near two lives ago
It's not precious at thirty-four
To moon and swoon and let his whim
decide what kind of mood you're in.
He's playing you like a yo-yo
pogo stickin' it to you
better watch your backgammon
and put on your poker face.
Go out and paint the town
I'll help you, ruby red!
We'll dance and sing and laugh and fling
that boy right outa your head.
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