My Face is Ace And my Body is Lean I think I am Funny I Love my Mummy I have my own Money Shoes and Clothes My Car is Green And my house is clean I still have some of my own Teeth And I can boil a mean Egg And hang washing on a Peg But when it comes to Dating sites Try as I might Not a single taker For this Love Maker Maybe I shouldn't Faker When the Heart is at Staker