Love Poem: Cutiepie Haikus
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Cutiepie Haikus

Some people call me 
Cutiepie, baby, I don't mind
I'm just modest...shy...

Yet...shirtless at home
Insecure and, yeah, alone 
Ditched, drenched garden gnome

Compliments are good
Love getting them actually
Still misunderstood

Some people call me
Sexy or handsome, my dear
But, I'm none of those...

Chose to be humble
But, confident all the same
Good-looking crumble 

My filling is fat
But, more to love - that cliche!
Little fuzz won't hurt

Ambitious always,
But I am generous still
Selfless more or less

I am a boobear
I have tons of love to share
Care to get your fill? 

Care to get our thrill?
I'm also wise in my youth 
A bit of a pill...

I warm up, you'll see 
I'm worth it, far from priceless
Intelligence is key

Some people call me names -
Conceited brat with selfies
Still got the geek brains!

I don't like hookups
My passion is airborne flames
Eager for those 'ups'

I'd rather have you
As I cuddle you all night
Sick with dem luv flu

Hashtag flirt alert
It will keep you interested
Shucks, I'm an expert!