You think I'm foolish That I don't see the games you play You keep me on a leash So that I don't wander too far when you aren't interested But close by when you're lonely I don't handle leashes well though And I'm not as loyal as you think I can only tolerate so much neglect before I go in search of a new master Because all I am to you and the next guy is a pet A creature kept for your entertainment I suppose that's all I've ever been to anyone