Love Poem: Cattitude (Old)
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Written by: Jai Garg

Cattitude (Old)

You could’nt be the real French Martre design,
Must be the modified, Indian Side Winger Missile.
Unpatented still, definitely a loner, non-fissile.
Failed Test flight, poor soul, forced to resign. 

Patriot-men cruise, were you not conveniently sidelined? 
Three times cat-o-nine tails, You,and One other, on the fight.
A munching cow,  bellowing buffalo,  gurgle sign.
How ridiculous!  place women, above the male might.

Beware! Monica Lewinsky, has her trio transgenic share. 
Indra’s Maneka, Love  here, Whiskey cocktail there.
Fantastic punch, classic Hillary too  did not dare.
‘Fire’ still burns Mehta, her spirits why should men  care.