Love Poem: Cart Blanche Aldi Time - Part I
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Written by: Matthew Harris

Cart Blanche Aldi Time - Part I

Joyous rapture awoke sleeping animalistic giant: 
carnal, feral, gonadal horniness in deed, when defiant

this primate crossed figurative 
   paths with a stunning woman 
older than a spring chicken freed 
   via ma hen nah paws van
jealous (of casual suitors), 
when I figuratively crossed urban
paths with delectable dame. 

   This hedonistic mwm veritable tan
tin nab buell lay shun caged in rein 
   mister experienced euphoric San
ta Claus gifted encounter merely 
   approached a female stranger ran
king as absolutely beautiful asper 
   Samson recounted Delilah, Qan 

i.e. qualification assurance notification 
   within this poetic blurb. Pan
dum money yum (does not come close) 
   upon entering a nan
oh meter times a gazillion equals 
   scope of super sized ALDI's, every man
woman, and child could be housed.

   This supermarket (anchored lan
did at one end of a string of bungle 
   low slung businesses conveniently kan
struck ted adjacent to popular stores, 
   which aligned buildings a haven come Jan 
ewe weary, these newly constructed 
   bricks and mortal portals along Ian

eyesed, seen as primary corridor 
   i.e. Ridge Pike (linkedin with Han
sill and Gretel recently rural gingerbread 
   cookie cutter communities). Gan 
a mead by Jove, said affordably priced 
   food store noticed as a fan
tass tick location along the driver side 
   heading towards Limerick, ean 
at dark hours within Pennsylvania). 
   This patron (me) of aforementioned Dan
dee nofrills modestly priced franchise 
   espied an available card soon after Can

Nudda entered this outsize place 
   to buy groceries. Another shopper (a bon ban
Joe plucky strung string apetite 
   slip sans attractive gracefully aged gal) anan