Love Poem: Bitch Bitch Bitch
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Written by: Al Kender

Bitch Bitch Bitch

Oh Dear God, 
I so want to be alone!
Nobody around to care for
Nobody around to please
Nobody around to complain
Nobody around to judge

To be a pig
To leave a mess in the kitchen for tomorrow
To drink a beer for breakfast,
  find my cleanest dirty shirt
  and drink another for dessert

Love is sweet agony
Please just go away
Love is divine torture
Please! Won’t you stay!

I’ll do just what you want,
But let me do it my way
I’m not a mind reader
So please show me the way
I want you to be happy
I toil so hard every day
But I get a bunch of blah
I don’t know what to say
You’re always so crass
It must be hard to be so angry every day?

Love can be a bitch
Love can be an ass
Love can be a hole
Love can give you gas

Love can be beautiful
Love can be sweet
Love can be comforting
Love just can’t be beat