Big straw hat and cut off jeans with boondockers on his feet shirtless with shades and a can of beer a redneck is beating the heat He joins his son in the kiddie pool filled with the garden hose keeping cool is easy for him he just wears fewer clothes He has airconditioners in his truck both rolled all the way down the kids and dog ride in back when they drive on into town When the lawn is mowed he watches Cops and he's still in love with his wife no college degree is required to improve his quality of life He's an Army vet and a Christian and votes mostly Democrat his pay goes for just what he needs and he's perfectly happy with that