Love Poem: Abcs of Cat Adoption As a Black Cat
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Written by: Edward Schmitz

Abcs of Cat Adoption As a Black Cat

As Black Cats Don’t Easily Find Good Homes, I’d Just Keep Lovingly Mewing Nicely Or Purring Quite Rigorously So They’d Unconsciously Vow Warmth Xenially Yet Zealously.



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This is my attempt at using the alphabet A-Z to form a rudimentary story. Black cats are considered bad luck and is in no way meant as a racial reference. Some words are uncommon and may seem forced... they are. If you feel capable I’d love for you to present a better example of this style.