one must be addicted to truly love fortnite i like to bully kids it made me really want to chug jug with you my dog REALLY has to poo bullying is fun too late he did something in my shoe what is life aw shucks demetrius demarcus bartholomew james the 3rd oh no i think i have to poo now poopy gotta run i went outside to fully connect with my ancestors they said “you suck” oh no i think i’m turning into a monkey oo oo ah ah monkey noises? this is what happens when you play fortnite ya poop and become a monkey i pooped so loudly the earth beneath me rumbled it shot like a rocket, which then i fumbled i propelled into space, flying through the stars i had to learn how to spit some bars i had found some cookie jars flashy cars i really wish i was dead or in be instead it was the FORTNITE that made me think it made me see all the world why do i exist kill me please