A Vacation to the Moon By Elton Camp Those who, about such, seem to know Say one day to the moon tourists may go. Such excursions may commence When enough will pay the expense. Some people I am sure will love to try To escape this planet and fly that high, I’d prefer on earth to travel around A whole lot closer to the ground. According to what I’ve been told, The moon is gray, dusty and cold. I can’t even walk around up there. Why, that place has not got any air. The interesting thing I might like best Wonderful sight, making up for the rest One-sixth my weight on earth I’d be That scale reading I would love to see.