There is a lady I know She is not considered slow She is my sister Lex, She is no hex to me Southern born and Southern raised, She is a true Southern Lady Born and raised in NC, As country as can be She is rough and tough and loveable as can be, You couldn't touch her with a 10-foot beam She is as kind and loved as there can be She is often compared to honey from a bee She is as slick as grass in July, Golly oh me, how lucky can I be?