once apon a time there was a lonely girl that was not worth a dime who was depressed as she could be but no one could see that came a knight he came riding into my life on a white stallin he rode strong and bold at his side was a knife he asked me to be his lovely wife a young and handsome man, was he sexy as a man could be he carried me far far away his name was chris roden he did say on that wonderful day we kissed and not a word could be said this is not pretend well this is the end!