Love Poem: The Haunting Adventures of a Dirty Blonde Knight-Home Sweet Home After Round One
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Written by: Marc O'Brien

The Haunting Adventures of a Dirty Blonde Knight-Home Sweet Home After Round One

Things started to go down 
In the mountainous town 
A major shake 
From a rumbling flake 
“It was not my job!” 
LeClaire stated to the one man mob 
A knight who had golden locks 
Enormous gigantic power to shock 
“It was an easy story to write 
Unbelievable heroic sight 
Readers will want to know what you were doing 
Stopping the avalanche no fooling 
It was a good win 
And by the way how have you been?” 
Peering into the reporter eyes 
Seeing right through his disguise
“You have the say the Indian seller was good looking 
Made people gossip and that would get you another interview booking.” 
Hearing this 
Made the Knight unleash an angry hiss 
Taking it as a guilty confession 
He taught the sensationalist a lesson 
Putting him in the ground 
Without a sound 
Impossible to be found 
LeClaire knew it was over 
No one watching made it colder 
Headed back to the house 
Being quiet as a mouse 
Our faithful knight snuck under the covers 
Next to his honeymoon lover 
“My coyote is gone 
Taking by the evil avalanche bomb
For the most part I am pretty calm” 
She said in a cry 
Concluding her four legged companion did try 
Outside there was a ghostly howl 
From an angel on the prowl 
Checking out not giving a fight 
Drowning in all the frozen white 
“I am still here 
My lovely dear” 
Her faithful knight mentioned holding back any tears 
“That is true 
I do not feel so blue 
Since I love you” 
That is when he gave the gift 
Supposed to be an emotional lift 
Doing it in style 
Getting returned her romantic smile 
“That is why 
The newspaper lied 
I will always be your life long guy” 
This comment received  attention 
Final thing that evening mentioned 
From the dirty blonde knight and his bride 
Falling asleep to each other’s sighs