Love Poem: Soup-R-Man's Head Scatchers...
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Written by: Tom Bell

Soup-R-Man's Head Scatchers...

How'd I get jock itch??  I don't even own a horse!!!
Why, what--ya, ya, ya,.... A.O.L. always tell me I got mail? 

I go to my mailbox; there's "nut'ing dare!!"
I have an unsual means of keeping calculator
of my mind= I rate each day on 3 scales-
a)how dumb I act...2)how much even dumbest
are surpassed by me...3)I asked my bandmate,
and great sax player (yeah, he's addicted-ta-love!!
 even I gotta  a higher to get  ya-ta-ta, oh here...
even if ya' gett'a
 ya,ya, ya's,  out,yeah, oh hym... outlet loft , oh yeah 
ya ya hadidly
yippe, yipes my think'in of her,another 
ca

to be continuated......