Peter the Piglet
My name is Peter the piglet
I love to lie in the sun
Basking in the sunshine
Is my idea of fun
I’m going on vacation soon
I need to top up my tan
To just laze around in the sun all day
That is my only plan
And what do I do at night,
When the sun has gone off to bed?
It really isn’t a problem
I just lay on my sunbed instead
And when I am all tanned and bronzed
Of me everybody will talk
Yes I will be the envy of the sty
Is it me, or can you smell roasting pork?
For the contest Show Me The Funny part two
|