Has Your Boss Loved You Like This Or Are They Normal
Ever had a boss fall in love with you completely of their own accord
a lingering dream or fantasy their life cannot afford
alive through their entitlement believing love’s assured
for them to then discover that their presence is ignored
Then in their heartbroken state claim that you led them on
just to reel them in to then decide the feelings gone
when really not a word was spoken as you are not that fond
yet after still they seek revenge because you’ve done them wrong
And as their so repellent they only have one skill
to spread a load of stories that’ll change how people feel
but let down by their eagerness as their tales don’t fit the bill
I am a familiarity to those hearing descriptions far from real
Relying on their employment stature to come across authentic
thinking as they are your boss they’ve access to the gossip
and therefore when they talk of you there’s truth in every topic
even though they play no part in your life outside the office
Warning members of the opposite sex not to even bother
because you’ll use them just to lose them and find yourself another
as that is all you ever do because you’re a selfish bugger
while your boss has got no life at all so obsess on you forever
Nobody wants to be their lover as they’re so unattractive
nobody wants to be their friend so it’s you they interact with
getting you is their whole life only work sees them distracted
all they do is slander on looking a tragic spastic
This is the only focus of their one digit IQ
they even try to set you up but you can see right through
whilst all day investigations spawn from rumours about you
when just for fun you make one up too bonkers to be true
yet still somehow believed by your boss who’s clearly clueless
and spends the next four hours seeking evidence to prove this
idiotic rumour that they think will make you jobless,
have you had a deluded boss whose wet dreams leave them pissed!?
I have had a boss like this and can say it's not too fun,
especially when they are a munter who out of ten gets a none,
with a repellent personality and less braincells than a plum,
I'd rather stick my dingaling inside the flaming Sun!!
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