Love Poem: Sweet N Dumpy
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Written by: Don Johnson

Sweet N Dumpy

Sweet n Dumpy I’m a bit of a brute when I’m out in me ute, When the road rage gets me a bit grumpy, I’m feeling beaut like hairy galoot, The meat on this Shiela is lumpy, got me a girl might give her a whirl, short at one end and quite dumpy, she always slaps me round the head, I nibble her ears twice monthly, I must have me meat , Cos me toenails compete, With me claws and the fangs in me head, The life blood so sweet, Fills the void just a treat, But still, there’s sweet dumpy instead. Don Johnson
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