Love Poem: Pet My Pet
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Written by: Jerry T Curtis

Pet My Pet

Well I love my little poodlab-shitziddle
Though His paws are really large and his legs are rather small
And his body's kind-a chubby 'round the middle
His hair is like it's crocheted to his body
But he's covered by some bangs both north and south
Which make his feeding time, for me quite awkward 
"Cause, I'm not sure at what end I"ll find his mouth