Love Poem: A Conversation With An Ape
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Written by: Dominique Webb

A Conversation With An Ape

If an ape came into my living room, 
And could talk fluently and converse, 
I’d speak with him about sociology, 
Or to her about avoiding the perverse. 

I’d ask how to form friendships, 
How to foster appreciation within, 
Making hints at a lack of confidence, 
Causes me to falter and not win. 

I’d ask about the disadvantaged, 
The weaker members who lack chance, 
About how to elevate and free them, 
Their everyday experience to enhance. 

I’d inquire about surprise, revelation, 
To learn from his posture to life, 
So that I could educate the kids, 
On ways to deal with strife. 

I’d ask if he’s embarrassed to be, 
The king ape with lots of women, 
Or if he just accepts his role, 
Without distaste or hesitation. 

I’d ask if she redistributed wealth, 
Fruit each time to the more weak,
And decide to vote for socialism, 
Or for social democracy’s cheek. 

I’d ask about his favourite girl, 
How often he returned for more, 
And stand up for personalities, 
In every profession’s shore. 

I’d ask what she thought about, 
In the spare time of her day, 
And just accept the relationality,
That makes secularism okay. 

I’d offer him a coffee, with help, 
And accept he did not want sugar, 
And reorganise my meaty diet, 
To become about veggies eager.