Love Poem: A Bad Marriage
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Written by: Earl Schumacker

A Bad Marriage

A bad marriage is a gift from God
Comes with a text message of love
No letters or instructions required
At this time all lines are occupied
Please call again later
The One who sends signals from above
With best wishes for the test to come
Wants only warm and cozy things for you 
Even fuzzy will do
Looks for nothing in return
Unconditional codes laid at the alter last
Romanticism comes with a definition
In a breath of fresh air from heaven 
Unobtainable, no money back guarantee
Please remember to lower the toilet seat
The quest for happiness is in constant flux
A gentle kiss just out of reach
Pink and blue doves chirp
Having nothing better to do
At a distance they listen to
What the hell is wrong with you?!